There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
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You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue
need I remind you
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
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Bottles the bulldog
"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
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people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying
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